Did you sleepwalk as a child?
Oh man, I do all kinds of weird things in my sleep. I'm sure I never walked around the house or anything, but my mom says she once saw me get up and go to the bathroom and I had no recollection of doing it.
In college, I often woke up wearing sweatshirts that were hanging in my closet when I went to bed. I guess I got cold!
Did you ever try to run away or sneak out of your house?
Nope, I knew I had it pretty good even if I was angry with my family and I never would've gotten very far anyway.
Did you have any imaginary friends?
When I was very little I did.
Did you ever go toilet papering?
I plead the fifth!
Did you ever sneak TV shows you weren't allowed to watch?
A. We never had cable.
B. The only TVs were in common areas.
C. My parents never told us there were any shows we couldn't watch. Anything we wouldn't have been allowed to watch would have been on after our bedtime.